Christian Chicken

A few of my friends brought it to my attention that Chik-Fil-A is a "Christian" company. Here's their mission statement:


"to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A."

I'm not religious, but i'm pretty sure God's plan has something to do with love, life and kindness, not Chicken.

Does this strike anyone else as extremely odd?

Chik-fil-A makes McDonald's seem COMPLETELY normal:


"McDonald's vision is to be the world's best quick service restaurant experience. Being the best means providing outstanding quality, service, cleanliness, and value, so that we make every customer in every restaurant smile."

I quit the internet.

Last night I had a dream that Tay Zonday and my neighbor Andy were going on a year long back packing excursion. Tay Zonday and i were really good friends. I was in his room while he was packing. The only way i could describe his room is to ask you to picture your best friend's teenage brother's room. Accidentally minimalist, with residual baubles of childhood. An expensive collectible Action figure precariously placed on the dresser next to a black comforted bed with a blue metal bed frame. You know what i mean. OK back to Tay: We were listening to music and i was playing guitar along with it to prove to him that i could play by ear. We joked like brother and sister. We were really tight.


So fucking weird. A random man from a YouTube viral video that has no place or part in my LIFE was in my dream last night. A person I've never met, yet i know his NAME. Just kind of a mind fuck.

I've also had a dream in black and white once; James Dean and i were on a magic carpet having a picnic amongst the clouds and we were really in love. Now THAT(!) was fucking FAMOUS!

Slang.

I single handedly created a new slang word: Famous.

It's synonymous with Hot/Cool/Awesome.

Example: Man, these new boots I got are so fucking famous.



Use it. When they're saying it on MTV, you'll know where it came from.

Sad Knees.

SO, before I'm 26, i need to get a car. I also would like to use hot or bikram yoga as my main source of exercise. Sadly my knees can't take the almost daily workout on the elliptical, or using my feet as my main source of transport. This saddens me deeply. Walking everywhere and clearing my mind and heart through fast paced cardio are two of my favorite things to do! But i really do love hot yoga, and I'm looking for more balance. Many changes to come...

He could fly!

I had a dream last night that Joe could fly. When he discovered this amazing talent, he put me on his back and we flew together. We whizzed past my bus stop laughing maniacally like two children on a roller coaster. Then we decided to fly over the zoo. For some reason all of the really wild animals were in one area together. Lions, Monkeys, Tigers, Deer, ANYTHING you could think of. And we had a perfect aerial view. I felt so fortunate that he would share his ability to fly with me! I woke up laughing so hard.

Joe's even a sweet heart in my dreams.

After i fell back asleep, I had a dream that i was back in college and my girlfriends and I were hanging out with some seedy guy that put on shady plutonium light shows in his apartment.