Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Fuck Teeth.


I’ve taken so much pride in my smile. My teeth are naturally straight, and every dentist until now has told me I have amazingly strong teeth! I’ve never had a cavity and I stay away from candy for this very reason. BUT.BUT! I’ve been super lax on going to the dentist in the past few years. I kept telling myself I was going to go, but I just kinda said fuck it! Recently, I’ve begun to suspect that I might have a cavity…so I f i n a l l y went to the dentist! I have CAVITIES! A LOT OF THEM! They also had to do some crazy deep cleaning, which might have been comparable to child birth, or a paper cut.

IN about 20 minutes, I have to get 2 of 1,000 cavities filled, and I’m terrified. I’ve never had anything drilled OR filled, and I don’t even know what to expect. I’m not afraid of needles, but what if my face never comes “un-numb”!? Shit, fuck teeth.

2 comments:

womanimal said...

hahahahaha! "comparable to child birth, or a paper cut."

that sucks. my sympathies!

Spacegrass said...

girl, you will survive.
No worries.
bring your Ipod and listen to music.
Chill out and let them do the work.
You sure as shit don't want dentures.