I believed everything my sister said

Rated R, don't read it if you're easily offended or living on another planet where people don't talk about sex.

When i was little, my sister used to make up really elaborate explanations for anything related to the reproductive system. She told me that as a girl matures, there's a jelly blob inside of her abdomen, and when a woman has sex for the first time a man breaks that blob, and that's where the blood comes from. Then in wide eyed amazement, i asked her if she knew how gay men had sex, she confidently exclaimed "YES"! But I'll save that for another blog.